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i live every day like it's my last day on earth because it

i live every day like it's my last day on earth because it probably is, because i'm almost done building my spaceship

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britany*

posted September 27, 2014 at 7:05pm UTC tagged with funny, story, lol, life, true, tumblr, haha, status, cue, vine, quote

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