Love Quote #7016924
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I love you with all my butt. I'd say my heart... But my butt

I love you with all my butt.
I'd say my heart...
But my butt is
BIGGER

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SarahAnne_

posted September 29, 2014 at 2:12pm UTC tagged with love, funny, cute, adorable, heart, butt, quote

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