*At the store* Cashier: "Would you like your sprite in the

*At the store*
Cashier: "Would you like your sprite in the bag?"
Dad: "Sure."
Cashier: "Would you like your candy in the bag?"
Dad: *Fake Smiles* "No, I will take it."
Cashier: "Would you like your gallons in the bag?"
Dad: *Stares*
Cashier: "Would you like the watermelon in a bag?"
Dad: *Stomps foot.*
Cashier: "Would you like..."
Dad: "JUST PUT EVERYTHING IN A D@MN BAG!!"
Cashier: "Would you like your reciept in the bag?"