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me: what are taxes and how do i pay them? school system: worry

me: what are taxes and how do i pay them?
school system: worry not
school system: mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

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posted October 11, 2014 at 11:27pm UTC tagged with school, funny, life, tumblr, quote

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