Funny Quote #7021354
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"A dream is a wish your heart makes" What about the
"A dream is a wish your heart
makes"
What about the one where I got run over by a meatball?
What about the one where I got run over by a meatball?
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posted November 2, 2014 at 5:29pm UTC tagged with funny, myquote, dream, meatball, cinderella, donotsteal, quote
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- Am I the only one who looks at teenager posts and thinks "Oh no I can't have my life being a freaking teen post! I better do something else with my life!" Okay it's probably just me... My quote. Do NOT steal
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