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If the whole world understood my sense of humor, I'd be a

If the whole world understood my sense of humor, I'd be a lot funnier--I promise.

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Hi, Sierra*

posted November 11, 2014 at 1:22pm UTC tagged with funny, advice, story, humor, quote

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I've relived that moment every day since it happened..and it's so hard to determine what's real and what's not anymore. It seems like a dream, but it was real. I just keep wishing, and wishing I'll wake up from this nightmare. But it never happens.. No matter how many times I pinch.
And all I hear at my school: • What's 9+10? • 21 • Ebola • Diesel • School gets out at 1 • Ebola • And some more Ebola

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You hear a noise. It's a soft clink followed by footsteps in your yard. You spring to your feet, and race to the door. Flinging it open wide, you race to your backyard. There, you see one thing, and one thing only: a spilled milkshake. Happy tears fill your eyes as you gingerly pick up the milkshake. The wind blows your hair back as you stare off into the sunset and whisper softly to yourself: The boys were here.
i'm seriously considering filling my pockets with glitter and whenever someone near me says something really stupid or rude, i'll just reach into my pocket with a dead expression and realease the glitter into the sky above their head and watch it shower over them like a baptism of stupid.
Stop watering the weeds in your life and start watering the flowers.