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You know you're not grown up when you have to resist the
You know you're not grown up when you have to resist the urge to ask the doctor how much they spend on band-aids in a year
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*lets friends convince me to go to homecoming* *parks car at homecoming* *cries at the thought of making a fool of myself* Mom: You're home early Me: I couldn't find anyone
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