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"Why is your face so dirty?" "I was cleaning the

"Why is your face so dirty?"
"I was cleaning the chimney"
"We have no chimney"

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posted November 19, 2014 at 6:08pm UTC tagged with funny, lol, haha, spiderman, peterparker, andrewgarfield, theamazingspiderman2, auntmay, quote

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