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some people really shouldn't have access to the internet.

some people really shouldn't have access to the internet.

it's just an accident waiting to happen.

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* nicocchi *

posted November 20, 2014 at 9:07pm UTC tagged with school, inspirational, advice, story, idk, internet, status, quote

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If you ever feel bad about yourself just remember that in 7th grade, I saw a boy wearing light pink shorts and freaking prayed to God that he wouldn't get his period and ruin them. Then I remembered boys don't get their period.
BRUH THIS IS STILL HERE

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a lot of my life has been realizing that i would cross oceans for people who wouldn't jump puddles for me
You hear a noise. It's a soft clink followed by footsteps in your yard. You spring to your feet, and race to the door. Flinging it open wide, you race to your backyard. There, you see one thing, and one thing only: a spilled milkshake. Happy tears fill your eyes as you gingerly pick up the milkshake. The wind blows your hair back as you stare off into the sunset and whisper softly to yourself: The boys were here.
Unless you physically see me opening a tampon, don't just assume that because I'm angry, I'm on my period because that's just annoying and tonight when you're sleeping, I will "just assume" you are dead and bury you in the backyard.