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I LOVE SLEEP BECAUSE IT'S LIKE A TIME MACHINE TO BREAKFAST

I LOVE SLEEP

BECAUSE IT'S LIKE A TIME MACHINE TO BREAKFAST

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posted November 21, 2014 at 12:05pm UTC tagged with funny, status, timemachinesleeplol, quote

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HONESTLY, I just go to school to hang out with my friends

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