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"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a pe.nis,

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"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a pe.nis, and only enough blood to run one at a time."

-- Robin Williams

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compassionate soul

posted November 24, 2014 at 3:07pm UTC tagged with funny, lol, men, robinwilliams, quote

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