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Trying not to think of you is like trying not to think of scary

Trying not to think of you is like
trying not to think of scary things in the shower.
In romantic words:
"I cannot stop thinking about you, Dear,
even though I need to."

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yoshitoad

posted December 16, 2014 at 1:27am UTC tagged with funny, love, quote

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