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Best pick-up like ever. Dang girl are you my appendix because

Best pick-up like ever.

Dang girl are you my appendix because I don't understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.

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posted December 24, 2014 at 3:55pm UTC tagged with funny, lol, pickuplines, quote

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