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When I was little, I thought that Jesus was a chicken strip because

When I was little,
I thought that Jesus was a chicken strip because in one Christmas song it said he was tender and mild. You know what else is tender and mild? A chicken strip.

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macdaddy118 9 years ago

Recollecting the same memory dude hahah

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posted December 30, 2014 at 5:02pm UTC tagged with funny, joke, lol, true, omg, haha, yes, quote

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In my high school English class we read a story about this woman who killed her husband with a frozen lamb leg and then while she was waiting for the cops to come she cooked it and then fed it to them so the murder weapon was gone. I aspire to be that woman.
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