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Me: checks phone Me: Guys please I can't answer all 0 messages

Me: *checks phone*
Me: Guys please I can't answer all 0 messages at once

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posted December 30, 2014 at 5:06pm UTC tagged with funny, joke, lol, true, omg, haha, yes, quote

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