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May your hair, teeth, face-lift, abs, and stocks not fall. And

May your hair, teeth, face-lift, abs, and stocks not fall. And may your blood pressure, triglycerides, cholesterol, white blood cell count, and mortgage interest rate not rise. Happy New Year.

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Ssshru 5 years ago
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Very unique :)
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