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If you're ever in a different country and want to say wh0re but

If you're ever in a different country and want to say wh0re but don't know the language...

Just say Kardashian, they'll know what you mean.

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Gpc11

posted January 12, 2015 at 4:48pm UTC tagged with advice, lmao, foryou, quote

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