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Girlfriend: if you could rearange the alphabet would you put

Girlfriend: if you could rearange the alphabet would you put you and i together
Boyfriend: know it would stay the same because i'm having an afair with t and v

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posted January 16, 2015 at 2:39am UTC tagged with funny, joke, quote

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