so, I may or may not have bought
condoms just to squirt lotion in one,
tie it off, and put it in a half filled bottle
of water so I could chuck it out the
window when we went past "his"
house. and that is honestly as
bada.ss as I get.
(it landed on their porch. by their door.
and they weren't home. so when they
get home they'll see it. lol.)
condoms just to squirt lotion in one,
tie it off, and put it in a half filled bottle
of water so I could chuck it out the
window when we went past "his"
house. and that is honestly as
bada.ss as I get.
(it landed on their porch. by their door.
and they weren't home. so when they
get home they'll see it. lol.)
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trust me, this is not the first thing I've thrown out the window at their house. empty bottles are hard a/f to throw far as it is, but to throw an empty bottle out the window of a moving car? Doesn't go far at all. A bottle that is too full sucks to throw, too (that could just be my opinion tho.) Half-filled is the perfect air to liquid ratio required to throw a bottle with decent distance, especially from a car window.
Not that you should do it. But like c'mon like it's not like THAT bad, like murder and all of that. I like eating 24/7, I'd never last in prison, murder is off the table for me personally. plus fear factor makes me gag and dead bodies should be grosser than bugs, no?