any time someone asks me if I've ever stolen anything, I

any time someone asks me if
I've ever stolen anything, I always
get this pang of guilt when I say
no. like, okay guys, this is some
top secret s.hit I haven't told any
person, ever. when I was three, or
whatever, I was at this preschool,
and there was different groups of
kids, and different sections of the
school (like one group would be
playing with blocks, one group 
would be playing with little toys,
one group would be doing artsy
stuff, and all of that.) well in the
little toy place, there was these
baby pig figurines. they were 
like the size of a dime (come to
think of it, choking hazzard??)
and I was hella infatuated with
them. like I told my mom about
them and everything, and my 
mom seemed excited about it.
lol now I know that she was just
faking it, like parents do. but I 
thought she wanted to see them.
so, when I went the next day, I
took one and threw it in my lil
book bag, which was clear. and
I got caught, and of course they
didn't buy the story that my mom
wanted to see them. so, they took
it from me, and I was really sad
that I couldn't show my mom the
tiny pig toy. 

after that, they didn't trust me, and
someone stole a toy of mine that I 
brought from home, and I went and
told a teacher, and they believed the
other kid. so I got toy-napped bc I
was caught trying to steal a dime
sized piece of plastic shaped like
a piglet.