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After much research and consideration about adulthood, I've decided

After much research and consideration about adulthood, I've decided it's not for me. Thank u for the opportunity.

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LOSTPOETFROMHEAVEN* 9 years ago

Wow you soo haha another century quote !!

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posted March 3, 2015 at 7:38pm UTC tagged with funny, inspirational, advice, lol, life, adults, quote

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