exes are so funny. like, oh, you bet I'm a wreck without

exes are so funny. like, oh, you bet 
I'm a wreck without you? are you a wreck
without me? no? I'm funnier, nicer, and 
a better person all around. so if you're not
a wreck without that, then why would I be
a wreck without you?

wow, that sounds conceited, but my ex
was someone that couldn't carry a normal
conversation at all. the only thing that came
out of his mouth was the same three stories
about cars, or something hella ignorant. he
had no sense of humor, and actually got 
mad at me when I made jokes. and he
would ignore me to "teach me a lesson"
when I have like crippling anxiety. so, yeah,
I'm not conceited, he's just a s.hit person.