haha guys, I almost just caught my house on fire. like okay I

haha guys, I almost just caught my
house on fire. like okay I bought a zippo
awhile ago, and like I couldn't find any
zippo brand fluid (the packaging said it
must be zippo brand but I was like ugh
of course they're going to want you to 
pay extra money just for zippo brand
lighter fluid) so I bought butane lighter
re-fill which was like cheap right? haha
anyway, I put some in the zippo and it
was making weird noises and it turned
hella cold and you could see fumes like
coming out of it. so, naturally my first
instinct was to flick it, and holy shat it
like bursted into flames and I threw it 
on the floor and left it burn for like half
a minute before it clicked to blow on it.
honestly, my first instinct was to pour 
the first liquid I saw, but I wasn't wasting
no apple juice. lol.