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if you ever feel out of the loop of things here's a friendly

if you ever feel out of the loop of things

here's a friendly reminder that my mom texted me about two or three weeks ago telling my my uncle was getting married to his girlfriend and literally his parents didn't even know until it actually happened

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yourcool

posted March 17, 2015 at 12:03am UTC tagged with funny, true, quote

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In the end, it's you. It's gonna be you when you're in the hospital all beat up. It's gonna be you when all I want to do is cry. It's gonna be you when all you want is her. It's gonna be you when all you want to do is screw around. It's gonna be you when you're in a relationship. It's gonna be you when I'm in a relationship. It's gonna be you when I need to call someone to help me. It's gonna be you when all I want to do is cuddle with someone. It's gonna be you when I just need a hug. It's gonna be you when you're miles away. It's gonna be you when you're sick. It's gonna be you when you're not being the nicest person. It's gonna be you when you yell at me because I'm being dumb. It's gonna be you when you or I is being stupid. It's gonna be you when all you want to do is be a bum. It's gonna be you when we're fighting over something dumb. It's gonna be you when we're fighting over something serious. It's gonna be you years from now whem we've parted ways (probably). It's gonna be you. It's always, always going to be you.
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