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My preview says I'll only get 3 likes... STEVE THINKS WITTY

My preview says I'll only get 3 likes...
STEVE THINKS WITTY IS DEAD!!!

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Secret42

posted March 19, 2015 at 1:46pm UTC tagged with funny, steve, ohno, wittyisdead, quote

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Am I the only one who looks at teenager posts and thinks "Oh no I can't have my life being a freaking teen post! I better do something else with my life!" Okay it's probably just me... My quote. Do NOT steal
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