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If a guy ever spreads a rumor that he slept with you, don't

If a guy ever spreads a rumor that he slept with you, don't deny it. One, because there will always be people who think it's true, and two, because that dumba.ss boy just handed you the power to say anything you want about what he's like in bed, and people will believe it. Say he put on pearl earrings and asked you to call him daisy. Say he couldn't get it up untill he watched an old Billy Mays infomercial. The power is yours.

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posted March 27, 2015 at 11:08pm UTC tagged with love, funny, story, quote

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