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A local clothing store advertises the sizes it stocks in this

A local clothing store advertises the sizes it stocks in this unique way: small,medium, lovely, X lovely and XX lovely. What a kind way to describe someone who's size-12 days are over!

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smarterthanyou

posted March 28, 2015 at 2:07am UTC tagged with wishmore, storeswoulddothis, quote

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