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There are only three words a girl ever wants to hear a handsome

There are only
three words a
girl ever wants to
hear a handsome
stranger say to her:

"I'M THE DOCTOR"

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posted April 2, 2015 at 12:59pm UTC tagged with funny, cute, lol, true, doctorwho, ilovthedoctor, quote

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