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“I got 99 problems but I’m gonna take a nap and ignore

“I got 99 problems but I’m gonna take a nap and ignore them all.”

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Paula_P*

posted April 10, 2015 at 1:21pm UTC tagged with love, friendship, school, funny, inspirational, problem, quote

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The human brain is amazing! It functions 24/7 since the day you were born and only stops when you're taking a test or talking to someone attractive.
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