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im getting my license, so we decided to have a bus party the

im getting my license, so we decided to have a bus party the last day im gonna ride. and my friends wont let me bring the brownies. they keep joking that im ganna lace it with a certain weedy substance.
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Elementpurple13*

posted April 25, 2015 at 1:39am UTC tagged with funny, status, quote

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so i have a gym class of 8 yeah you heard me. eight everyone else is respectably calm but there's this one guy who goes all ham today he hit my leg with a lacross stick and i lost it and got all up in his face. he grabbed another stick and yelled "you wanna go?!" i laughed hysterically and gripped my lacross stick told him he was ridiculous, and swung at him i didnt touch him and he dived back on the floor scared as hell. i walked away.
I hope she brightens your day I hope she brings you joy I pray she heals the soul that's been shattered I pray she brings you light I hope her laugh fills you with kindness Because that's what you were for me I hope her smile saves you from damnation I hope her touch brings you peace I pray her voice fills your heartache And fights away all of your fears Because that is what you did for me Because this was how you loved me And you deserve the same I wish all these beautiful things And many more to come Because that's what you'ld wish for me I still love you enough to tell you to follow your heart be her man mine will come *most of this is from a song i wrote, please dont steal it away. feel free to quote it though. >.<

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