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Some people just need a sympathetic pat....on the head....with

Some people just need a sympathetic pat....
on the head....
with the hammer.. 🔨

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Ginger* 8 years ago

lol i know how you feel!

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Alexandra❤️*

posted April 27, 2015 at 8:05pm UTC tagged with funny, advice, quote

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