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I think I'm emotionally constipated i haven't given

I think I'm emotionally constipated
i haven't given a sh-- in days!

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posted April 28, 2015 at 10:15pm UTC tagged with funny, love, quote

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Bad things happen to good people because that's the Lifes way of trying to break you. Life wants to see how many bad things you can take before you stop being good. So if you are a good person don't let bad things stop you from believing that there is good in the world.There may not be many good people left in the worldBut as long as you are a kind person there will always be love and happiness in this world.
So I was in Italian class yesterday and the itailian teacher said “tedesco" (which is Italian for the word German) when suddenly the quietest girl in class said really loudly “that sounds liket---ticle!"

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