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Me: why did sarah fall off the swing?Friend: why?Me: she had

Me: why did sarah fall off the swing?
Friend: why?
Me: she had no arms.
Friend: ...
Me: ...
Friend: ...
Me: knock knock!
Friend: whos their?
Me: not Sarah!!

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posted May 4, 2015 at 7:54am UTC tagged with funny, joke, quote

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