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With Great Power Comes Great Electricity Bill
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Comes Great Electricity Bill
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"Dude she called you fat!""OH HELL NO!" "Hold my cake!" Format By JustADream_Layouts.
YOU'VE GOT A MOUTH LIKE A RAZOR-BLADE IT CUTS SO DEEP SO KISS MY WRISTS, MY NECK AND GIVE ME ETERNAL SLEEP.
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i'm seriously considering filling my pockets with glitter and whenever someone near me says something really stupid or rude, i'll just reach into my pocket with a dead expression and realease the glitter into the sky above their head and watch it shower over them like a baptism of stupid.
Brother: Yo momma so stupid, she was locked in a mattress store and fell asleep on the floor. Other Brother: Yo momma so fat, when she walks in high heels, she strikes oil. Mom: Yo momma so stupid, she got pregnant four times and didn't put any of them up for adoption
The problem with the world is that the intelligent people are full of doubt, while the stupid people are full of confidence.
can you relate? Doing stupid things in front of the mirror right before showering. format credit-rajsonkar
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