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The mirror is my enemy. My bed is my friend. My hair must hate

The mirror is my enemy. My bed is my friend. My hair must hate me, I comb it to no end.

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Zanita Krick* 7 years ago

this is both funny but true and i LOVE it

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GastlyHorror 7 years ago

Glad you do, darling. ^^ Thank you.

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posted May 29, 2015 at 5:33pm UTC tagged with friendship, funny, poem, cute, story, laugh, status, gastlyhorror, quote

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