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Advise of a dentist Treat your girlfriend like a tooth brush.
Advise of a dentist
Treat your girlfriend
like a tooth brush.
Don’t let anybody else use it
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Changed it every 3 months.
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posted July 30, 2015 at 2:31pm UTC tagged with
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