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I heard that good looks can kill… . . . . So, please don’t
I heard that good looks can kill…
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So, please don’t look at me
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I don’t wanna see you die.!!!
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Saturday noon, An Old Man with a Hot Girl entered a Jewellery shop and chose a Ring worth $200000 for the Girl. Giving cheque, He said he’d collect the Ring on Monday aftr the Cheque is cleard. On Monday, Jeweller called up the old man. There’s no Money in ur Account! Old Man:I Know, but can You imägine the Weekend I had….. (’,’)
Government of this country has introduced a new rule… Good looking people should be thrown out of country!!! U r safe.. oh! No where should I Hide???
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