Whatever
happened
to chivalry?
Does
it only
exist
in 80's
movies?
I want
John Cusack
holding
a boombox
outside
my window.
I wanna
ride
off on
a lawnmower
with Patrick
Dempsey.
I want
Jake
from
Sixteen
Candles
waiting
outside
the church
for me.
I want
Judd
Nelson
thrusting
his fist
into
the air
because
he knows
he got
me. Just
once
I want
my life
to be
like
an 80's
movie,
preferably
one
with
a really
awesome
musical
number
for no
apparent
reason.
But
no, no,
John
Hughes
did
not direct
my life.