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By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy.

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. Socrates

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Ahmed8*

posted October 13, 2015 at 3:10am UTC tagged with love, funny, famous, quote

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When you're keeping ugly for a time, you are destroying yourself.
Love is all about teasing each another & U still feel your lover is the only best one than all.

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