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Supposedly, standing too close to exploding d/ck sends your a/ss

Supposedly, standing too close to exploding d/ck sends your a/ss straight to purgatory
-Dean Winchester (Supernatural)

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posted November 13, 2015 at 5:41pm UTC tagged with funny, story, status, quote

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