Funny Quote #7059126
all quotes · funny · advice · quote ·

Hi! My name is: Your Future Self I'd love to tell you about:

Hi!

My name is:
Your Future Self

I'd love to tell you about:
What I Know

Be the first to comment on this quote.

3 Wittians like this

<
Next >

Raxin

posted December 7, 2015 at 1:32pm UTC tagged with funny, advice, quote

more quotes by Raxin

Hi! My name is: Your Spouse I'd love to tell you about: Your Faults format and quote by Raxin
You should get a big "X" tattooed over your heart, because it's a true treasure. quote by Raxin format by Raxin

related quotes

i'm seriously considering filling my pockets with glitter and whenever someone near me says something really stupid or rude, i'll just reach into my pocket with a dead expression and realease the glitter into the sky above their head and watch it shower over them like a baptism of stupid.
How roll call will go in the future: Teacher: Welcome to class students! Please say 'here' when I call your name. Teacher: Albus Albus: Here! Teacher: Doctor Doctor: Oh, yes, um, hello. I can't talk at the moment, time's gone wibbly. Probably leave a message at the tone or something. Teacher: Um... okay? Hermione Hermione: Yes, I'm here! And when's our first test? I've been studying all Summer and- Red-headed boy in class: Oh my god, Hermione, shut up! Teacher: And you must be Ron! Okay then, Primrose Primrose: Here Random girl in back of class: I VOLUNTEER!!! Teacher: And I see Katniss has made it today as well, welcome. Blonde boy: Katniss is here?! Yes! Her Katniss, try this bread I baked this morning! Brunette boy: Oh, you'd better keep your hands off her! She's my best friend! We go hunting together! Teacher: Peeta! Gale! Stop fighting over Katniss and sit down. Teacher: Rory Doctor: Oh, Rory died yesterday, ma'am. But he should be back again tomorrow. Teacher: Oh...kay? And lastly, Draco. Draco: I'm LAST?! My father will hear about this!
i wish when you clicked on "comment points" you could see which comments people liked! f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 n m q!
Can anyone suggest some good bands and songs? I want to get into some new bands so help, please(: