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posted December 17, 2015 at 3:06pm UTC tagged with
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I wanna be a panda
bear so 'freakin bad,
eAT ALL OF THE BAMBOO I NEVER HAD
I WANNA BE ON THE COVER OF ZOO MAGAZINES
SMILING NEXT TO ZEBRA AND THE PIG
OH EVERY TIME I CLOSE MY EYES
I SEE MYSELF BLACK AND WHITE
A DIFFERENT ZOO EVERY NIGHT, OH I SWEAR
THE WORLD BETTER PREPARE
FOR WHEN I'M A PANDA BEAR
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a lot of my life
has been realizing that i would
cross oceans
for people who wouldn't
jump puddles for me
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I was driving my brother home from Cross Country today and as we were stopped at a red light, I noticed a huge dog in the car right next to us licking its owner's face. The guy was maybe 23. So I told my brother "I want to tell that guy he has a cute dog" and my brother said "Who does that? Who yells into random people's cars?" And if he hadn't said anything, I probably wouldn't have done it, but because he questioned me, I yelled, "Hey!" and the guy looked over and I said "Your dog's wicked cute!" and he got a huge grin across his face and yelled back, "Yeah? You're wicked cute too!" So as we were driving away, my brother was like, "You're the weirdest person I've ever met." I just said, "Hey, at least someone thinks I'm cute."
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my dad thinks that I have a boyfriend
my dad: so what is your boyfriend getting you for valentines day?
me: probably a dead mouse or something
my dad: I've heard of that... isn't it some band that you like?
me: no dad, I mean a dead mouse like in my bed
my dad: ........
me: the cat dad the cat is my boyfriend
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