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I eat when I get upset over how much weight I've gained. lmao,

I eat when I get upset over how much weight I've gained. lmao, it makes no sense. needless to say, I've been doing a lot of eating recently.

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posted December 27, 2015 at 12:18am UTC tagged with funny, life, true, idk, think, im, random, tired, always, seriously, anything, cant, yall, tho, quote

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if you're single for New Year's, and you are a little bummed, don't be. in my experience, when you add a partner to a holiday, there is a 99% chance they will screw it up. last thanksgiving: wasn't with anyone, but was being harrassed by bad ex #1 .last christmas: boyfriend at the time came over (which, what the hell? that is family time) and broke the scope on my new, $300+ crossbow. valentine's day: I WAS PRACTICALLY KIDNAPPED (no, seriously, I made a quote about that experience. guy bugged me to go out, I canceled, he showed up anyway, pressured me out, and refused to take me home. HE TOOK ME TO MEET HIS FAMILY. I BARELY KNEW HIM.)

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