my family: it's like.. I got two moms, but they are and
never were a couple. like, I get two of everything when it comes
to holidays and crap. so, it's also kinda like having divorced
parents. without actually having two parents. I have a mom.
totally birthed me out (in a car) and everything. and then I have
"mom #2" who is just my mom's bestie who has known me for my
entire life, and takes on a lot of parental roles. like I just
had second Christmas, and it wasn't no weak a.ss gifts. she got
me stuff, plus a $100 amazon gift card. that is like.. family
gift. that is more than family gift. like I got my cousin a $20
blow gun and $10 paintballs that go with it. that's
it.