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in 7th grade english class we had to write “how to”

in 7th grade english class we had to write “how to” essays so i wrote “how to get rid of a dead body” and it ended up winning a contest but i was also sent to guidance

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posted January 15, 2016 at 3:02pm UTC tagged with funny, nmq, tumblr, throwback, quote

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