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Friend: Wanna come over and watch the Super Bowl? Me: Does that

Friend: Wanna come over and watch the Super Bowl?
Me: Does that mean I have to know what's going on?

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posted February 7, 2016 at 8:07pm UTC tagged with sports, funny, status, superbowl, quote

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