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Q: WHAT DID THE BLANKET SAY WHEN IT FELL OFF THE BED? A: "oh

Q: WHAT DID THE BLANKET SAY WHEN IT FELL OFF THE BED?
A: "oh sheet!"

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posted February 19, 2016 at 1:26am UTC tagged with funny, joke, random, quote

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