A couple months ago, I was madly in love with this girl
who ended up hurting me but I still can't get her out of my
head and I wrote her this letter
To Her Next Boyfriend (even though she won’t have another one
because she’s all mine and I’m never letting her go),
She will definitely give you her all. She’s very caring and
super sweet. There’s never a time where I feel the slightest
bit afraid or uncomfortable. I haven’t said this to her yet
but she makes me safe and she somehow makes everything
better.
She really likes her chocolate milk in the morning, so if
she’s moody, ask her if she had any yet. She likes to refer
to herself as a princess, since she is a princess, so call her
that, I swear she’ll love it. Remind her how much you like
her or else she’ll worry. While you’re at it, remind her
how beautiful she is (isn’t she the most beautiful thing you
have ever laid your eyes on?) and how lucky you are to have her
because I swear, you’re the lucky one. She comes up with the
cutest little sayings to substitute curse words like “bull
hookey” and I promise it will make you smile and laugh all
the time. She’s very protective over her family and you
obviously have to deal with her momma’s shade (even though
princess throws enough shade to cover a rainforest). She’s
definitely a great big sister. On Thursdays, she has dance and
she loves her kids so you gotta share her on Thursdays. She’s
pretty clumsy honestly but it’s all cool because she’s
absolutely perfect, in my eyes (hopefully yours too). She
doesn’t like roses but she does like sunflowers. She’s very
picky and she likes her fruits.
Now your opinions won’t always be the same but don’t expect
her to change her views just to satisfy yours. Conversations
with her may vary, they can go from something completely small
and pointless to something so big and deep. When she tells you
certain things you’ll be so proud of her. Everything she says
and does is absolutely great and cherish every single
moment.
Your family will love her, your friends will love her, and so
will you. Her very essence will bury itself in your very core.
There’s never a single instant where she isn’t on my mind.
The smallest things will remind you of her and you’ll
definitely smile like a fool, so definitely be prepared. Her
words will immortalize you and I swear the things she says will
manifest in your head. You’ll definitely be genuinely happy
because of her.
Personally, I never thought I’d feel this way about anyone,
especially now. You could ask just about anyone and they’ll
tell you I would be the last person they expected to fall for
someone this hard. I always said I had no intention to date
this year, as it is senior year and that’s the time to be
selfish, but here I am, falling so hard for the girl that NEEDS
her chocolate milk in the morning. Right now, whenever I plan
for the future, she’s always in it so be prepared. I really
like how she’s adapted to me already and how she knows
exactly how to deal with me when I’m moody.
Most importantly, please treat her with the utmost respect,
honesty, and don’t be afraid to tell her how you feel.
She’s like a drug and I’m addicted, and you will be
too.