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God spent 7 days making the earth and spent 9 months making me

God spent 7 days making the earth and spent 9 months making me so clearly I'm a big deal.

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Emma :)* 8 years ago

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posted March 6, 2016 at 7:35pm UTC tagged with tumblr, funny, quote

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