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team: I had a dream that was stellar at thetime but turned out

team: I had a dream that was stellar at the
time but turned out to be quite bad for me.

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posted March 8, 2016 at 12:40pm UTC tagged with funny, lol, life, true, idk, im, over, dream, guy, seriously, feels, tho, apparently, usually, quote

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